shower for an hour

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.

I'll be ready soon, i just gotta take a "shower for an hour."

by Sh4GGY August 28, 2004

shower-plop

Taking a shit in the shower.

Who did a shower-plop in ma tub?

by Da Guzz November 18, 2007

relief shower

Taking an unnecessary shower that you need anyways to relieve your stress. Many people like the calming affects that warm water gives them.

"Even though I showered 2 hours ago, I really needed a relief shower after me and my boyfriend got into a fight."

by OhSoAle January 7, 2010

Shower Rave

v. n. Blasting Trance/House music and flicking on and off the lights while your roommate or friend is taking a shower. Usually accompanied by dancing and yelling the words "Shower Rave" in a playful manner.

Guy in Shower: WTF?!
Roommates: BOOM! SHOWER RAVE!!!!
Guy in Shower: Ohhhh you guys..
(Guy in Shower starts dancing along)

by Eleven58 December 21, 2008

Shower Bag

The literal translation of Douchebag, unfortunately it doesn't have as much of an impact as an insult as Douchebag even though it has the same basic meaning.

Look at those Shower bags..they think they're cool with their fifty 9 fifty hats and their pants around their ankles

You mean douche bags?

Yeah..douchebags..

by Thatoneguy2 February 17, 2010

Ivory Shower

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partner. Also known as a facial, cumshot, etc. Named due to the color of the seminal fluid, and because it is a similar idea to a Golden Shower

Man, I was watching this porn, and the dude totally gave the chick an Ivory Shower.

by ZeeEss January 22, 2009

The Shower Curtain Swat

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.

No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.

by Nadia! December 27, 2017