john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

Sherlock Hoed

The investigation of said female you are planning to impregnate is a hoe or not!
Important to carry out a Sherlock hoe check before your bang it!

I Sherlock Hoed that bitch before I banged, didn't want no STI or shit!

Did you Sherlock Hoe that hoe before to tapped it son?

by K4njar August 12, 2017

No shit sherlock

When a random dumbass says some shit that you already know

Dude: It's raining
Dude 2: No shit sherlock

by OwO what up February 11, 2022

No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Mia sherlock

The most best and prettiest girl there is! she has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the most selfless and flawless girl out there.

Guys look there is mia Sherlock god i wish i was like her

by Madison_bischa May 28, 2021

Sherlock Homeless

Person who thinks they’re the world’s greatest detective after stating something extremely obvious.

Guy 1: “Wait a second! He was being sarcastic!

Guy 2: “Wow nice catch Sherlock Homeless”

by mrperson3849 April 1, 2019

sherlock shit

Sherlock Shit is the complete opposite to No Shit Sherlock. It means you are talking Shit and making it sound real... but it's obvious that you are lieing.

Brian: Season 3 of Rick and Morty is continuing soon.
Gary: That's some Sherlock Shit mate.

by Dragonbo4n May 12, 2017