shamozzle

a total shit-storm!

Wow... that sale at Gap today was a complete shamozzle!!

by mista>dave September 16, 2010

Shamokin, PA

A centuries-old town in rural Pennsylvania that exploded in population during the immigrant boom of the late 1800's/early 1900s. Main industry until the late 20th Century was coal mining. It was renamed "Coal Township" in the late 20th Century to reflect the influence of the coal industry on it's local politics. It's rumored that the name "Shamokin" is an old Native American term meaning "welcome." It's further rumored that Shamokin was built on the site of a friendly Native American village. People from Shamokin have their own lingo and are usually hardcore.

Tom: "OMG Johnny just got his legs severed in a freak mining accident!"

Johnny: "I'm from Shamokin, PA. I'll walk it off."

by Emrak December 24, 2008

Shamooing

Verb: To Shamoo
To unintentionally move something with great force.

A.J. walked into class and knocked over like 4 desks. He be shamooing.

He be shamooing all over town.

by sarcasticjew January 25, 2011

shamoy

a long beautiful gurthy shlong that is purple in color

did u see john he has got a shamoy

by shamoy15 July 22, 2021

Sharmoot

Shortened Arabic word for "bitch/slut/whore" Original word: Sharmuta

Hey, Leila is giving blowjobs to every guy at this school. She is such a sharmoot!

by Vinny's Wifey December 23, 2006

Shamozzling

When you are starving and want to eat badly.

I am absolutely shamozzling. Let's go get some Maccas!

by Daher Jim and Tim October 2, 2016

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

by steph December 20, 2004