BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

full sharpie

To go to comically inept and frequently fraudulent lengths to support a claim (to the point of altering the actual stats/maps/data with a sharpie and presenting it "real")

He went the full sharpie to defend his ludicrous claim

by NormDePlume September 5, 2019

Sharpie Challenge

an act where one shoves a sharpie up their urethra.

person one : hey man, did you hear about the sharpie challenge?
person two : yea, lizzy told me about it. She made me do it man . . .

by lemersonx January 20, 2021

fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020

sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007