Shantel

a. Not Good at Stuff

b. see Munson

c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )

While the party was on like Donky Kong, a young lady decided to steal a tray of limes and cherries from behind the bar to impress others and make friends. She thought she was being clever and started bragging to a random stranger who happend to be the bar manager and directly kicked her out. She really Shanteled that one.

by Not a Shantel September 21, 2011

Shantel

She a bitch that ugly as hell cant do shit

Hey you seen shantel

Person: you mean the useless one?

by Retardsed November 17, 2019

Shantel

A ratchet annoying hoe Bitch who everyone hates. Wherever she goes she either brings disgust or drama

Yo Shantel is always starting drama
I know bro

by Thanos suckssss June 3, 2018

Shantel

She is a bitch and only cares about herself and she is attention seeking and desperate to get a boyfriend

Stay away from shantel if you go near...you will regret

by Kylie fresher September 19, 2018

shantelley

A Shantelley is a master of puns. They love to put smiles on peoples' faces but also enjoy making the people around them cringe from the onslaught of majestic puns they unleash upon them. No one can withstand the power of the puns but neither can they compare to the kindness and care that a Shantelley offers in more serious moments.

You need a Shantelley right about now.

by Baeloch May 16, 2017

Shantelle

Toothless.

Omg Shantelle is so toothless.

by Eggsareforlosers December 13, 2018

Shantell’s Truffle Butter

when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown

Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?

by Shantell’strufflebutter January 8, 2019