shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

shaggin

Shajan Thomas

shaggin is really cool

by FunkMasterFlex May 5, 2003

shagmonger

(Adj)a person who advocates shagging policies.
(V) shagmongering

Wow, he's quite the shagmonger.

John went shagmongering

by EndTask October 2, 2007

shaglong

to amuse ones sexual pleasures with a monkeys foot.

ooh look at that monkey, i wonder how long i could shaglong with him....

by james bod October 2, 2007

shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance

"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"

by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shagginship

A non serious relationship - no strings attached -

I'm not on the shagginship - meaning I haven't got a shag on the cards

by Shagginship January 10, 2017