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preg-stration

When your girl misses a period and starts acting all fuckin weird. Usually involves cravings, complaints about boob soreness, gloating about inflated breasts, mood swings, nausea, etc. About two days after you're convinced you made a baby she starts raggin.
Guy 1: Hey man, the woman has been eating pbj n fried horse dick sandwiches and talking about her tits nonstop
Guy 2: She bleedin?

Guy 1: nah she was supposed to last week
Guy 2: prolly just preg-stration, how many bogus preggo scares y'all had?

Guy 1: prolly
by SirFuckingLenard420 July 3, 2014
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Complete cheek separation

When a fine ass girl has butt cheeks that are so spread out, the cheeks are completely separated. Can also be abbreviated as CCS.
Elijah: damn look at the cheeks on that one!
Ray: yeah she defiantly has complete cheek separation!
by Complete cheek separation November 14, 2013
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single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
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sexflation

A ratio comparing the cost of goods to the cost of escort services.
The $80,000 price tag for Client #9's high class hooker was far higher than it would have been in 1983 due to rising sexflation.

When state and federal officials found themselves paying more and more for escort services, the federal reserve considered raising interest rates to decrease the sexflation rate.
by Suuz March 17, 2008
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Sextortion

Extortion in sexual trysts. Blackmail using Sex, Sexpionage in action.
The FBI and CIA commonly use Sextortions on state and political officials now.

Clinton was being Sextorted via the Monica Lewinski affair.

NY Gov. Elliott Spitzer, the "Sheriff of Wallstreet", was Sextorted to remove him from investigating the bank foreclosure scheme.

Google: FBI Corruption Robin Head
by xxxMadam July 28, 2009
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sextraction

being distracted by sexual activities most notably SEX.
NOT to be confused with the subtraction of sex.
The lead singer is chronically late to rehearsals because of his girlfriend & sextractions.
by Sich Darya December 12, 2011
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Sexucation

Combining Sex Education
This is great sexucation
by PRbyMeghan October 17, 2009
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