the laws of sexting.
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)
-this girl is using the well known and important SEXTING LAWS-
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."
marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"
tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."
marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"
tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."
by spoonsinbowlson April 11, 2010
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Sexting lingo is acronyms used in teens while sexting such as CFMN, GNOC, kitty, banana, or DUSL.
CFMN- come fuck me now
GNOC- get naked on camera
kitty- vagina
banana- penis
DUSL- Do you scream loud?
CFMN- come fuck me now
GNOC- get naked on camera
kitty- vagina
banana- penis
DUSL- Do you scream loud?
**Based on a real chat- sexting lingo
Girl: Hey babe why arent you home yet??? cfmn!!!
Boy- DUSL? haha
Girl- i wanna see your banana
Boy- GNOC
Boy- you have a smooth kitty
Girl: Hey babe why arent you home yet??? cfmn!!!
Boy- DUSL? haha
Girl- i wanna see your banana
Boy- GNOC
Boy- you have a smooth kitty
by moomarzjade July 21, 2014
Get the sexting lingo mug.The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.
i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"
by thecatlied June 23, 2011
Get the Sexting body mug.When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"
by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017
Get the Sexting blue Balls (SBB) mug.An sexting affair is when one or two people are already in a relationship and they exchange nudes with people who are not in a relationship behind their significant others back.
Person one: “I can’t believe he was cheating on me online with another female.”
Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”
Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”
Person one: “so a sexting affair.”
Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”
Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”
Person one: “so a sexting affair.”
by justwannabeyourmain September 27, 2018
Get the Sexting affair mug.It is a form of sexting where the prefered moaning sound is Waluigi's "WAH" instead of something like "YEAH" .
Can be implemented in real life if that's your kink .
Can be implemented in real life if that's your kink .
by Suyd October 9, 2019
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