Natural Selection

I will find you, and I WILL kill you!

-Nature

Natural Selection is Coming For You

by SpaghettiFingers October 27, 2015

natural selection

1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.

2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.

"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris

by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005

selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Selective Music Downloader

Downloading a song from iTunes, only because you like the first 00:07 seconds of the song, or usually the part of the song that has a nice beat.

Person A: "Hey Steve is such a Selective Music Downloader."

Person B: "Why do you say that?"

Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."

by 123456789ABCDEF December 15, 2009

Selective Filming

The act of choosing to film some aspects of a moment and leaving out others.

Dude, you so did selective filming on that video so it looked like the other guy beat me in Punch Out!!

by AranRyan123 May 30, 2009

selective capitalization

When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.

"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."

by MRMEX July 8, 2009