Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

Chuckin a Sickie

CHUCKIN A SICKIE - Faking you’re too sick to come into work when you’re actually hungover from the previous night or going to do something with your friends.

I’m chuckin a sickie tomorrow because I don’t wanna work .

By Abbey

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS)

When sucking dick gets old, dudes yacking suckies will leave you fulfilled beyond your wildest fetishes.

Chelsteenith, are you tired of giving that quickhead? Go watch the Dudes Yackin Suckies (DYS) down at the sevum ellebum.

by Creedmore December 23, 2022

chucking a sickie

A phrase from Australian slang. Used when someone has called off work, claiming to be sick, when they are in fact fine and just don’t want to go into work for any reason

Ethan: Oi, Dave, you wanker, I thought you had work today? What’re you doing in the bar?
Dave: Yeah nah, I’m chucking a sickie.

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025