A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.
John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
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"If you seek Amy" is code for Fuck Me. Originated from the Britney Spears song, "If you seek Amy", where the line if you seek amy is slurred producing F. U. C. K. Me.
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Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.
Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that
Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that
Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
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Get the Fiber Seeking Backhoe mug.To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.
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