Stripperphobia

Extreme self consciousness in one’s appearance, resulting in the fear of rejection of a lap dance by a stripper, even if said person has a wad of cash in hand. Usually results in the urge to fight other patrons, rather than to enjoy the scenery.

I think I suffer from stripperphobia, these strippers won't dance for me, but they'll dance for Ben, he's got a sweet ass. Let's fight someone!

by Cadillac Lounge January 30, 2009

Stripper Retirement

Stripper Retirement; When a stripper reaches retirement age which, depending on her condition, can be anywhere after age 28 she will go out and get herself knocked up by the best, well meaning, horny, yet stupid man she can find. He will most likely have a solid job history, good income, and decent credit rating, but he will still be homely and stupid. After she pumps out her kid(s), she will leave the entertainment industry to sit at home, devour endless snacks, and collect child support checks and/or leach of any man stupid enough to support her. All this while she mostly ignores her kid(s) except to feed them grape drink or rice & beans. She will occasionally pawn them off on relatives, or send them out to play in traffic. They will forever be in and out of juvenile detention. This former stripper is set for the 18 years that her kid(s) allow her to suck child support out of her baby’s daddy. Years full of all day naps and useless daytime TV. She will be oblivious to the fact that in all likelihood she has created what will become more worthless, irresponsible, slovenly people who will do more to drain the economy than to support it.

Eventually, Helens boobs just got way too saggy and wrinkled for her to collect enough money to live from the desperate vatos at the titty bar, she finally found fat rich real estate broker to knock her up twice, pump out the two units in a row, and let her go into stripper retirement for the next 19 years. Too bad those kids will be eating beans and rice forever and grow up with daytime TV as the only parent.

by Williamsven February 20, 2009

Stripper Hot

A woman that from a distance or in a dimly lit room, appears to be quite attractive. As she comes closer or the lights come up, it's discovered that her "hotness" is a result of copious amounts of make up. Upon closer inspection, the make up is covering up serious acne, a scar, an undesirable prison style tattoo or the fact that the woman in question, just isn't very attractive.

Eddie thought he landed himself a hottie at last call, but then realized she was stripper hot when the lights at the bar came on.

by PV Pathfinder June 11, 2008

stripper rules

A set of rules or a collection of norms which are unknown to the general public, but are extremely important to insiders. In many cases, the outsider learns the stripper rules as he or she is being ejected, beaten up, or otherwise aggressively educated.

Why'd you get thrown out?
Apparently putting money in her underwear was fine, but there is some rule against putting my whole hand in there...
Stripper rules. Who knew?

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

stripper rich

having what appears to be a large amount of money in your wallet. But actually it is just a bunch of single one dollar bills.

Man I thought you said you are broke, where did you get that stack of cash.

I wish I had alot of money but I'm only stripper rich till payday.

by Easy76 April 21, 2010

Soul Stripper

1.) The person you date that clings to you constantly and hurts you in the end of the relation ship.

2.) An AC/DC song that was on the Australian "High Voltage" album

1.) Jon: You gotta help me Julie is getting way to close

Paul:Alright here's what you gotta-

*Julie pops up in surprise*

Julie: HI GUYS WHATS UP!!!

Paul:*whispers* Oh no.

2.) *LYRICS*

well I met her in the garden
underneath that old apple tree
sitting with a handful of flowers
looking as cool as can be
we talked away a couple of hours
then she laid her hand on my lap
oh I thought I got to be dreaming
I didn't know I feel in her trap

then she made me say things I didn't want to say
then she made me play games I didn't want to play
she was a soul stripper
took my heart
she was a soul stripper
and tore me apart

she started moving nice and easy
slowly getting near to my spine
killing off each last little feeling
everyone she could find
and when she had me hollow and naked
that's when she put me down
pulled out a knife and flashed it before me
stuck it in and turned it around

then she made me say things I didn't want to say
then she made me play games I didn't want to play
she was a soul stripper
she took my heart
was a soul stripper
tore me apart

soul stripper
soul stripper
you’re a soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper
took out my heart and tore it apart

you’re a soul stripper
soul stripper
soul stripper

by Killroy 135 November 3, 2011

tuesday night stripper

A stripper that isn't wanted.

Dude 1: Hey bro you want to go to the strip club!?!
Dude 2: Hell no! It's Tuesday; you don't want no Tuesday night strippers!

by Orangige November 6, 2013