A woman that from a distance or in a dimly lit room, appears to be quite attractive. As she comes closer or the lights come up, it's discovered that her "hotness" is a result of copious amounts of make up. Upon closer inspection, the make up is covering up serious acne, a scar, an undesirable prison style tattoo or the fact that the woman in question, just isn't very attractive.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods