scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003

Scratcher

Someone who oddly scratches themselves in an odd and awkward manor

Scratcher: *scratch scratch scratch* oddly on butt
Normal guy: go scratch somewhere else

by Yea it's me bro August 6, 2012

scratchterbate

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.

Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!

by J. Frank May 26, 2008

Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

scratched

To barely make it.

I scratched that escape. The killer was right there.

I just scratched the last grocery bag. Carrying all of this food by hand would take so long.

by Lucifina Nightinger October 9, 2019

tab-scratchers

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.

You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.

by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009

scratched out

To curse out or put in one's place

Yo, I heard Monique scratched out that Bitch yesterday for talking shit about her!

by CoCo Blaze November 23, 2007