Scamopoly

A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.

CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.

DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.

by TheDieLan June 26, 2018

Scaramoucheao3

Another very big scaramouche simp they make good edits which I have counted and there is 7 Scaramouche edits not counting the ones that are simping for him

Did you know that scaramoucheao3 simps for scaramouche😟

by Arikaqo February 22, 2022

seat scramble

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

by jrod June 18, 2004

Utah Scramble

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015

cincinnati scrambler

When you put your fingers in someone's ass and then put them in their mouth.

He loved how much she moaned with pleasure when he gave her a Cincinnati scrambler

by Nickityalan April 8, 2016

Clam Scram

A Type Of Gay Helicopter Oral Sex

Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Xxx_PussySlayrr69_XxZ June 1, 2018

Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.

Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!

by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019