Scruff Puff

A vagina that’s growing hair back in and is scruffy, rough and stubbley.

I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.

Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.

You need to smooth out your scruff puff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)

Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

by Reaper N. Jester January 21, 2011

spraff

(Scottish)to lie about something or make something up.

statement:"I'm a millionaire, Ive been to the moon"
Reply:"Spraff!"

by Blythe Richardson December 16, 2008

Scruff crums

Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.

man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"

by Chumscruff October 19, 2009

spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.

"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"

by kgx! October 9, 2006

scruff

verb

Browsing the Scruff app (iPhone & Android) for sexy gay men, bears, hunks, chasers in your neihbourhood and around the world.

Scruff is an unique and growing global community and the largest social gay app that intertwines iPhone and Android users.

When I arrived at Berlin, I checked in at Alexanderplatz and spent the whole afternoon scruffing to find someone who could show me the city.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011

scriff

Vaginal pubic stubble; usually above the vagina on the area between the pantie line and the vagina itself.

Damn, Tania's vagina is scriff loaded, it really itched my face.

by Danny Taylor January 18, 2008