schwifty

To "get schwifty" is to work efficiently toward a set of stated corporate goals or outcomes while upholding and promoting core values of the enterprise.

"Wow, that guy is really getting schwifty on the floor over there"

by Schwiftinator May 25, 2016

Schwick

The awkward maneuver when a man unsticks his balls from his leg. "Schwick" is the sound that it makes.

John's balls were stuck to his leg so he took the man step forward in order to schwick.

by Poop42 August 28, 2013

ralf schwidlewski

The most amazing person ever addressed as the sexiest and funniest man alive.

Girl 1: "who is that"
Girl 2: "Ralf Schwidlewski"
Girl 1 and 2: "omg he's so hot"

by RalfCKS October 18, 2020

schwillhaused

the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.

"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."

"So, why did you get arrested last night?

Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"

by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009

scheide

The German translation of our word "vagina"

"ich bin nicht homosexual, weil ich scheide mag."
--I am not gay, because I like vagina.

by Lewis_JJ May 5, 2009

The schnide

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.

I wish i could be like The schnide

by Be him December 8, 2010

Schwidt

Schwidt: An extremely disgusting scat-based act of love involving having two men or women, or a man and a woman, or two transvestites, placing their anuses up against each other. One then defecates into the others anus. The person who receives the excrement then holds the excrement in their anus for a short period of time before defecating the excrement back out. The two partakers in the act then eat the excrement together.

Yo, my friend just showed me this video last night. It was disgusting. These two people had a schwidt together. That shit blew two girls one cup out of the water on the barf-o-meter!

by TheSpawnKillingClutchMaster January 22, 2011