shwarnking

to angerly jerk off

"dude she made me so mad so I decided to start shwarnking it last night"
"damn bro i can only imagine"

by goofygoober69420sexy May 25, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.

Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!

by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012

nasal shanking

When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't

Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase

by APno1 August 16, 2018

Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn”

You jank-swanking jerk!

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022