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schlang

When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.
I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.
by hEll July 12, 2004
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schlang

v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.
by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004
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schlaunskied

The lethargic and sometimes painful state reached after one has consumed too much food.
If you are schlaunskied you might stare into empty space without speaking for abnormal stretches of time, moving and breathing may be belabored efforts, you may experience stomach pain and/or a headache, and you will feel the need to rest. Consuming large amounts of food is exhausting.

You are in a food coma.
by prettyproducerbee December 9, 2008
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Schlaunzee

Pronounced: Shh-lawn-zeee
Another word to describe the act of smokin weed, best used to describe a joint but also applicable for the use of Bongs and pipes.
Let's go have a Schlaunzee,

Would love to have a Schlaunzzz right now.
by JMF Token May 31, 2009
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Hose schlange

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!
by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010
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Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.
Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.
by SoH leader December 19, 2011
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Schlinky

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.
I had Schlinky in my game earlier
by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009
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