Shanting

The act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.

Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

Sandling Stinky Finger

After a long hard workout on the stairmaster at the gym, one takes their pointer finger and places it between their nut sack and their leg. Then, you rub it around collecting this smelly, salty, sweaty, moist substance. Once this substance is on your finger, you now have Sandling Stinky Finger. This additive to your finger is generally used for things like giving wet willy's, lubricant to play with your balloon knot (Butt hole), or to simply suck on for a quick tasty snack.

Hey Chris, after our shifts at the gym want to get a quick cardio workout in on the stairmaster? Once we are done we can taste each other's Sandling Stinky Fingers.

by JCaal November 29, 2016

Santing

Jerking off to every guy he sees.

David S. was santing all night.

by ElfMan8371 May 4, 2017

scunulingus

Two female mollusks having loud oral sex

She ate that thing so fiercely that it sounded like multiple scunulingus actions were in the room.

by LarryMoonshine March 3, 2021

Scottling

The act of letting out a scottle.

Laughing at another person's remark. Not because it is funny but because you want that person to like you. Usually done in a group setting where the most popular person in the group makes a demeaning remark about someone outside the group and the whole group scottles at it to be perceived more valuable.

"Look at Macy, her shoes are sooo yesterday!", said Heather as the rest of her entourage was scottling along.

by Velvety cue tip May 21, 2021

scarwling

When you crawl up the stairs backwards like a dirty old disgusting stinky pig

Man can this dude really be scarwling

by thescrawlboi123 June 13, 2022