SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

Vag Snatching

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.

Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you

by Steve Mclaughlin January 3, 2009

Still Searching

A absolutely brilliant compliation of songs made by Senses Fail. It is an album which recites a story of a guy (possibly in highschool or college) who struggles in school and relationships and with an addiction to drugs. It is a very good CD and i recommend getting it. A+

Dude: Hey lets by a CD
Me: Still Searching by Senses Fail!!
Dude: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah, it tells the story like the old albums used to.
Dude: Oh ok so i should get it?
Me: Fucking duh?!??!?!!?!?
Dude: (Makes out with him)
Just kidding.. lololololol

by Alec (The Cool Guy) May 1, 2008

Seaching

Having no life and staying back at work

That guy, why wont he go home, he's seaching"

by Zegsssss April 15, 2010

Snarching

The act of pulling another person's buttcheeks apart

It was so hot when she was snarching me.

by RinjiCaseDee December 3, 2010

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.

Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!

by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010