Missing someone

The sadness of not seeing someone for a couple weeks. It could even be a couple days/hours/seconds. You make plans but they never actually happen lol.

Eg of missing someone
Devon~we need plans.
Morrighan~lets meet on saturday
Devon~i cba coming out
Morrighan~ i wasnt gonna anyway

by Starkorme August 23, 2018

Wake Some Snakes

Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

bone someone

Basically means you want to have sex with someone, really the term "bone" coming from "boner" gives away a lot about this

"Hey I want to bone someone so bad right now

by attackmycuddles July 25, 2014