Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.
Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks
by Shafe98 July 13, 2018
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three stock

(Super Smash Bros.) noun

When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)
"Dude! I destroyed that kid. Did you see? I three stocked him with K. Rool!"
by jjbean09 November 11, 2020
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cock stock

Ayo u want some cock stock?
by Red_swordfish88 April 02, 2022
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Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.
Barry Stock kicks ass!
by The only name not in use July 29, 2018
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Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."
by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
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connor stocks

full time wasteman with whiskers and a coral tash
is that coral or connor stocks?
by MCTUDDERZ November 21, 2013
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Stock Prices

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices
by lammab March 25, 2021
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