stab

(verb) To puncture one’s skin or another’s skin with a hypodermic needle in an attempt to inject drugs into the body. Though not universal in its use the word is oftentimes used when the stabber is having some frustration from the process (I.e. not hitting a vein).

The first time Nikki’s FuckDoll asked for him to inject her with dope he pussyied out and shortly thereafter ran to be with his then girlfriend. After much time and regret the opportunity again showed itself to Nikki. This time however he stabbed her first time in……now when ever those two are hanging out not only does he stab her in the veins but she welcomes him inside her and demands he stab her in her warm, wet, and welcoming honey-hole, which usually turns into an all night Sex marathon of…..everything.

by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022

mattress-stabber

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

by dymebag dave June 11, 2009

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Captian Stabbin

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!

Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!

by Gin March 8, 2004

heart stab

When you love a girl with all your heart and you will do anything for her and she decides to leave you.Worse than a heart break as that stab wound in your pulsating heart will bleed as you think of her each day,each hour,each minute and each second.The most painful aftermath of love failure

Dammit dude i can't believe u gave it all up for her just to get a heart stab at the end of the day.Fuck ! It sucks to be you man

by zingeraddict November 8, 2010

shit stabber

sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish

being a fuckin shit stabbing batty boy

by feltcher boy September 9, 2003