by Midatsun June 7, 2016
Get the Statist's Sister mug.I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.
Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.
by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021
Get the Statistically Impossible mug.Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"
The Texas man says "your a statist"
by Hashryn September 20, 2021
Get the Statist mug.A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
Get the baseball statistics mug.A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.
When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.
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