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Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
by soul glow March 21, 2009
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Statistician

statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun

Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.

1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.

2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:

1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"

2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!

Negative uses of the above:

1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"

2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
by withinthecube February 1, 2013
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statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler
my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent
by tonyb November 10, 2003
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Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up
Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!
by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009
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stalkistics

Hardly static statistics pertaining to stalkers online at a given time.
Quite quiet Frankensteinly i'm quitting being alarmed at d latest stalkistics.
by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008
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statistical analysis

it means penis a males genital.
my statistical analysis is so big it wont fit.
by gorbin March 26, 2007
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