Straight boy

A boy who cums too fast and walks too slow.

Gay boy: Ayy wanna blowie?
Straight boy: Naa bro I'm straight sorry mate... *walks away slowly*

by Jamie Heald March 28, 2015

straight shotacon

A sub-genre of shotacon hentai that depicts young boys (usually under 15 years old) paired with women (who are typically as young as the boy or older).

Many shotacon works have homosexual themes, so the term "straight shota(con)" is used to differentiate from that.

Negima! is an anime/manga series with straight shotacon themes.

by Raymoo November 1, 2007

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Straight Jacket Friend

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

Straight Card

When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'

Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."

Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."

by hotrodjman August 10, 2016

Straight From The Tap

Drinking your partners piss stream

She pissed in the shower and drank it straight from the tap.

by FordFocusGuy88 January 19, 2017

awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

by Jryde June 10, 2012