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google stalk

search for facts/information about someone by looking up their name, address and any other known facts on google
I spent all day google stalking our new neighbours - the one downstairs runs a record company from home
by pop-pom December 7, 2006
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No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.
Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.
by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010
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pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray
Love, climb on my pork stalk
by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007
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status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
by caranet July 8, 2009
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Netflix Stalk

When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.
"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."

"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"
by Mookdaruch October 5, 2011
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selfie stalk

Pretending to take a selfie while actually taking a picture of the person behind you, without their knowledge
Larissa selfie stalked the cute guy at Starbucks in line behind her.
by Dandy320 October 5, 2015
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Blog-Stalk

A. One who creeps on others blogs, and knows too much of the blog owner.
Might become obsessed with checking for new updates & pretend like they know them.
What a creep...i just checked my stats and that one girl totally blog-stalks me
by creepin October 25, 2010
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