Emabarrasing divorcee bottle blond 40 something women size 16 - 18 with a false false tan that hand around nightclubs pulling 20 or 30 something black guys in the desperate hope of a long term relationship, in real terms theyre dumped after a week or her 18 yr old daughter will cop off with him the follwing friday night. Often spotted in the slightly higher class clubs. Shameful to watch but funny!
Vanessa Feltz or early 40`s recruitment consultants, estate agents, bitter divorcee`s ect
"fuck me Keith thats rought"
"deffo spade bait mate"
"fuck me Keith thats rought"
"deffo spade bait mate"
by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007
Get the spade baitmug. An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck
Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.
by ExitRamp June 23, 2004
Get the Deuce of Spadesmug. James Of Spades: Noun
- To Describe or Refer to Someone with Good hair and a style to die for.
The Term Is Also Loosely Used In Slang To refer to someone who is overly attractive in appearence.
- To Describe or Refer to Someone with Good hair and a style to die for.
The Term Is Also Loosely Used In Slang To refer to someone who is overly attractive in appearence.
by Jamie W-M December 7, 2006
Get the James Of Spadesmug. by SylphofRage May 10, 2015
Get the Ace of Spadesmug. #1: The highest card in a standard playing card deck.
#2: A song by Motörhead featured on video games such as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Guitar Hero and The Bigs. One of the biggest kick-ass songs of all time and respect the authority of the mole or "cocoa puff" as Beavis called it.
#2: A song by Motörhead featured on video games such as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Guitar Hero and The Bigs. One of the biggest kick-ass songs of all time and respect the authority of the mole or "cocoa puff" as Beavis called it.
#1: In a game of Bullshit (aka BS) the Ace of Spades is always played first face up
#2: To not like Ace of Spades is like for a girl to not like chocolate.
#2: To not like Ace of Spades is like for a girl to not like chocolate.
by Sid Barrett August 12, 2007
Get the Ace of Spadesmug. Impressing a girl a few weeks prior to smashing her box. Preparatory work can include assisting her with something (i.e moving apartment), lending her books/DVD's or simply talking to her. Note: Doing the 'Spade Work' is different to 'chatting a girl up' (see: chatting up)because it is the continued premeditated effort with no return on investment expected for a number of days or possibly weeks.
Traditional Definition
Preparatory work necessary for a project or an activity.
Traditional Definition
Preparatory work necessary for a project or an activity.
Jonathan: "Morning Hubert, I saw you talking to Deborah earlier, it appears she is becoming increasingly comfortable around you by the day. Some mighty fine Spade Work if I do say so myself"
Hubert: "Your observations are correct Jonathan, I'm hoping Deborah lets me smash her box within the month."
(see: Smash Box)
Hubert: "Your observations are correct Jonathan, I'm hoping Deborah lets me smash her box within the month."
(see: Smash Box)
by CropseGrind February 1, 2010
Get the Spade Workmug. by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016
Get the spade dickmug.