a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker
by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004
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"Yo I heard this girl be taking in mad sour gravy"
"I heard you like that sour gravy, you a faggot son.
"I heard you like that sour gravy, you a faggot son.
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Corey- No way dude those weren't sugar walls they were Sour walls yuck !
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Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."
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Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.
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