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sofa surfer

Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.
Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.
by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004
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SofaKing

1. Derived from the words "so" and "fucking" to sound like "so fucking.."

2. A group from MCHS in SD,CA's class of 09
Me: I love you SofaKings!
SK: lol regular
by SK Love October 18, 2008
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Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).
Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.
by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010
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Softserve

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.
Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016
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dirty softshell

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.
Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!
by biggy rection March 22, 2009
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sofa boy

A person that stalks chat rooms all day, usually unemployed and sits on theirs sofa all day with their laptop. A sofa boy has been known to create Shadow Puppets to justify his non-existant life.
Sofa boy has spent 20 hrs. posting in this chat room today.
by VenusIce July 8, 2005
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sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*
Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.
by chawklit luver November 8, 2007
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