farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

snort-gasm

When you laugh so hard you snort.

When I saw the E-mail about the bald werewolf, I laughed so hard I had a snort-gasm.

by Ramona13 April 6, 2006

Fanny Snort

Making pig noises while licking someone out.

I really like it when you act like a total fanny snort, it turns me on.

by sal&hayley October 18, 2008

Snort Storm

Large group of people doing illegal drugs

Billy and i attended the Snort Storm last saturday.

by Snort Stormer December 9, 2008

Snorting Office

The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.

Dave: Did you get the stuff???

Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.

Dave: How fresh??

Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.

Dave: Sweet.

by Sieffy December 7, 2012

Snort Hoovering

Snort Hoovering: The act of throwing cocaine or other substances into the air and sucking it up as fast as you can with your nose.

Person 1:So, Jenny was out at a party this weekend and the bitch wasted most of my coke on Snort Hoovering!

Person 2: WTF is Snort Hoovering?!

Person 1: I dunno. Bitch made it up. She throws it up into the air and snorts as much as she can.

Person 2: Shit dude!

by PrincePuck. March 8, 2009

Duck Snort

When a duck does cocaine followed by a can of corn then goes and buys Aflac insurance.

Cookie monster: "Dude did you see that duck snort?"

Elmo: "Totally dude thats one gnarly duck"

by Getoutmyfaceho August 18, 2008