snowy christmas

A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.

This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.

EXTRA Snowy Christmas:

Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.
Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?
by TainedNymph April 14, 2016
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muggy snowy

it means bubu is the most cutie and tiny baby ever and it also scientifically means that bubu is smewwy but its okay cus bubu is a baby i wuv you heheh
i muggy snowy you
by mrsoompaloompa March 05, 2024
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muggy snowy

i muggy snowy you
by mrsoompaloompa March 09, 2024
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Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
by skaninja July 29, 2013
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snowy trailer hitch

The act of dipping your penis in cocaine then giving your partner anal sex.
We were high and wanted to try something new so I gave her the snowy trailer hitch and it was the best!
by SC rockstar January 19, 2024
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Snowy Sausage

The act of snorting cocaine off ones dick
Man. Rebecca was wild last night. She hit my snowy sausage til she passed out!
by Jameson_Halen_W December 29, 2018
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snowy pancake

When all you do is cum on your girlfriends or wife's vagina
Ohhhh babe I just gave you a snowy pancake
by Lovely bucketface July 18, 2014
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