chocolate snorkel

when one sticks his dick in a bitche's ass and then makes her suck it clean.

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That bitch didn't wipe for a week, and still wanted a chocolate snorkel.
by MoneyShot September 14, 2004
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Arabian Snorkel

Like arabian eye glasses with one testicle on each eye except you have your cock in her mouth.
She went snorkeling last night with the arabian snorkel
by Ryan Taal June 10, 2004
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Scotish snorkel

When a man puts his testicals on a womans eyes and flatulates on her nose.
by fishy87 February 11, 2011
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cock snorkel

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
by JackGeorge March 12, 2008
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broken snorkel

A broken snorkel is when you pop two nuts in a chicks mouth while you ejaculate into her nostrils thus giving the effect of a broken snorkel.
No dude, you'd have to have a really small penis to give that cum rag a broken snorkel it just wouldn't work...
by the real abe froman June 16, 2010
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carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
by "the" Sasquatch March 05, 2010
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mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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