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flower sniffer

The act of a male sniffing or licking a womens pubes during intercourse. While doing this, he rolls his tongue around while acting as if he enjoys the stench
Dude, I'm Tori B's main flower sniffer
by TBOWZ December 29, 2009
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Jock Sniffer-Sniffer

A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock Sniffers, Larry and Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.
by Galla Brujo November 24, 2006
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shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.
Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.

Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.
by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006
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glue sniffer

Oh please, I don’t think I will be looking for advice from that glue sniffer!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019
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saddle sniffer

A person (most likely a man) who gets sexual gratification from sniffing bicycle saddles. They sniff the material and imagine a woman sitting on it only moments before and hope they can smell some vaginal juices.
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)
Gary sniffed the bicycle seat, taking in the coolness and feel of the leather. This was all he could smell, but he knew the lovely Laura had been riding it all morning, and for a second, he thought he could detect the slightest arouma of fresh twat... then he realised he had only imagined it... the sick fucking saddle sniffer.
by Um Yeah Whatever June 8, 2007
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Penis Sniffer

A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.

**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
by nycapbarista February 28, 2009
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Sniffler

A Person who Sniffles at random intervals continuously throughout the day.
Just when I was trying to concentrate the fucking "Sniffler" started snorting.
by OzzieScot April 21, 2014
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