(noun) A sneeze that smells/tastes of honey. A strange phenomenon shared by a lucky few. Honey sneezers can be found on the internet and the condition is yet unexplained...
Dave: Oh, I just had a honey sneeze!
Bob: WTF?!?
Dave: You know, a sneeze that smelt like honey...?
Bob: WTF?!? Piss off Dave.
John: Wow, dave, are you a honey sneezer too!!!
Bob: WTF?!?
Dave: You know, a sneeze that smelt like honey...?
Bob: WTF?!? Piss off Dave.
John: Wow, dave, are you a honey sneezer too!!!
by Tilfrie January 12, 2009
Get the honey sneezemug. by Jay A April 22, 2003
Get the government sneezemug. When you're in a lying down or almost lying down position, and are forced to do a sit up by a sneeze.
I could barely fall asleep last night; my roomie in the top bunk was doing sneeze-ups.
How am I supposed to fall asleep if i can't stop doing sneeze-ups?
How am I supposed to fall asleep if i can't stop doing sneeze-ups?
by Nana707 April 13, 2009
Get the Sneeze-upmug. when one is out with friends drinking and your alcoholic beverage goes down the wrong way, giving you that watery mouth making you feel like you are going to be sick. The feeling subsides and then an urge to sneeze comes. The upwards pressure of the sneeze causes you to chunder over yourself leaving you with a startled look not knowing what just happened
did you just cunder-sneeze?
what just happened? I think you just chunder-sneezed
Remember when (insert name) chunder-sneezed last night?lol
what just happened? I think you just chunder-sneezed
Remember when (insert name) chunder-sneezed last night?lol
by rigasourous July 21, 2011
Get the chunder-sneezemug. A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth
by Homiesexuality March 20, 2018
Get the Zuccerberg sneezemug. "Hey man you have any plans tonight?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019
Get the Dick Sneezingmug. It's a common misconception that a Dracula Sneeze is the act of sneezing into your elbow pit, but this is not the case. A Dracula Sneeze is when a vampire sneezes, accidentally turning them into a bat.
Your friends probably have already caught on, before seeing this being that you don't show any skin in the sunlight due to burning, (which is why we only hangout with NonVamps (NVs) A.K.A. BloodBanks at night, and make up excuses like saying we're working when they ask to chill during the day.),
This is assuming that you aren't a darker-skinned female (or any skin tone, if done properly, and if you don't speak and are a shorter/slimmer male, the disguise can work as well.) that pretends to be a muslim and covers every inch of skin in fabric, known as Musliars, except it has no prevention from Dracula Sneezes. Not many fellow vampires are aware of this method due to the demographic that uses/invented it having a considerably small population in our community.
Unlike popular media portrays, transforming into a bat and back isn't something that's easily done on command, comparable to the difficulty of orgasming on command, which is also a way to turn, called a Draculasm Which is even harder to do to turn back, since the only practical way is to mate with another bat, vampire or not, and Draculasm. However, only another vampire can impregnate a female vamp.
Your friends probably have already caught on, before seeing this being that you don't show any skin in the sunlight due to burning, (which is why we only hangout with NonVamps (NVs) A.K.A. BloodBanks at night, and make up excuses like saying we're working when they ask to chill during the day.),
This is assuming that you aren't a darker-skinned female (or any skin tone, if done properly, and if you don't speak and are a shorter/slimmer male, the disguise can work as well.) that pretends to be a muslim and covers every inch of skin in fabric, known as Musliars, except it has no prevention from Dracula Sneezes. Not many fellow vampires are aware of this method due to the demographic that uses/invented it having a considerably small population in our community.
Unlike popular media portrays, transforming into a bat and back isn't something that's easily done on command, comparable to the difficulty of orgasming on command, which is also a way to turn, called a Draculasm Which is even harder to do to turn back, since the only practical way is to mate with another bat, vampire or not, and Draculasm. However, only another vampire can impregnate a female vamp.
Malicus: "Where's Eliza? It's time I tell her she's been my crush for 200 years"
Joe:"A month ago I saw her Dracula Sneeze in front of our NV group and fly off"
M:"Is she's okay?"
J: "She flew into a flight of bats so she's safe from preds"
M: "Well thank hell she's alright"
J:"I know ri-wait that's her!"
*Eliza walks in, derobing her musliar*
J:"Thank Hell you survived what happened? And Malicus has something to tell you after"
M:"Eliza you're okay!"
E: "I am! After I turned I grouped with bats led by a Fox Bat. I did what I had to with them except I didn't Draculasm which is what took so long.
J:"The?"
E:I didn't know he was a Vamp. I should've when he told the other bats to join in. He said it would help. It didn't even when they were vamps. I never thought my first would be with bats"
J:"How did you turn back?"
E:"I flew into a dust storm and kept sneezing. I didn't know if I'd stop as a vamp or bat so i feel lucky not having to give birth as one"
J:"Where is the vamp?"
E: "They changed course as soon as they saw and flew away laughing"
J:"I'm so sorry"
E"Wild ride amirite? But the worst part was trying to stay out of the sun"
M: *mumbling*
"ThisIsn'tHappeningThisIsn'tHap-"
E:"Wasn't there something you wanted to tell me? I love surprises!"
M: "Oh, I wanted to tell you that I uh had a, I"
*Malicus ran into the street immediately bursting into flaming guts, it being the middle of the day in the summer*
J: "All due to a measly Dracula Sneeze"
Joe:"A month ago I saw her Dracula Sneeze in front of our NV group and fly off"
M:"Is she's okay?"
J: "She flew into a flight of bats so she's safe from preds"
M: "Well thank hell she's alright"
J:"I know ri-wait that's her!"
*Eliza walks in, derobing her musliar*
J:"Thank Hell you survived what happened? And Malicus has something to tell you after"
M:"Eliza you're okay!"
E: "I am! After I turned I grouped with bats led by a Fox Bat. I did what I had to with them except I didn't Draculasm which is what took so long.
J:"The?"
E:I didn't know he was a Vamp. I should've when he told the other bats to join in. He said it would help. It didn't even when they were vamps. I never thought my first would be with bats"
J:"How did you turn back?"
E:"I flew into a dust storm and kept sneezing. I didn't know if I'd stop as a vamp or bat so i feel lucky not having to give birth as one"
J:"Where is the vamp?"
E: "They changed course as soon as they saw and flew away laughing"
J:"I'm so sorry"
E"Wild ride amirite? But the worst part was trying to stay out of the sun"
M: *mumbling*
"ThisIsn'tHappeningThisIsn'tHap-"
E:"Wasn't there something you wanted to tell me? I love surprises!"
M: "Oh, I wanted to tell you that I uh had a, I"
*Malicus ran into the street immediately bursting into flaming guts, it being the middle of the day in the summer*
J: "All due to a measly Dracula Sneeze"
by 616Satan January 16, 2022
Get the Dracula Sneezemug.