Pop a smurf

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.

Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?

by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009

Smurf

A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.

James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.

by That Guy81 November 14, 2011

Freaky Smurf

Also known as a stripper.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.

Among your regular bitches, you have your stripper, also known as a Freaky Smurf.

by BK from the 608 December 15, 2010

Blue Smurf Cat

An internet joke appearing mid 2023 which truly describes why our generation is a failure. Tends to show a high quality photo of a smurf mixed with a cat with Alan Walker's "Spectre" playing in the background.

Person 1: Did you see that Blue Smurf Cat meme I posted on YT?
Person 2: Yeah it fucking sucked.

by Silly Willy Fella September 18, 2023

butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

smubble

smubble: verb -bled -bling
1. to import or export (parrots) secretly on a bicycle into Belarus , in violation of the law, esp. without payment of legal duty.
2. to bring, take, put (parrots) secretly on a bicycle into Belarus surreptitiously.

John smubbled Crackers the parrot into Belarus on a Schwinn.

by Xano January 10, 2009