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sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!
by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005
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sard

A state of constant lethargy; alternately, to enter or remain in said state. Can be used as a verb or noun, and by extremely tricky folk, an adjective.
I was going to go see the Garfield movie, but I sarded and jerked off instead.
by feetarse September 5, 2008
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shardae

shardae is a cool girl that is not a wigger un-like a guy named austin
shardae you are way cooler then austion
shardae- oh thank ya
by shardae March 29, 2004
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Shard Monkey

What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.
Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!
by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014
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shard

have you seen old mate nah last time I saw him he was on the shard hard in some ice den sucking on his sweat puff pippy getting treated like a ice clown
by Ice shard March 27, 2019
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ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.
Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...
by thefantasticmisterfox October 26, 2020
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The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
by gravy111 November 18, 2010
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