Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

sitting on the pity potty

Is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. Used as a form of manipulation. This process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. It is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. Another female. 2. Boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. The first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. Second announces, “I am going to the bathroom.” She waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. While sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. Feel sorry for herself. 2. Begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. Be fueled by jealously. 4. Possibly become paranoid. If missed, the pity potty sitter will be found crying in the bathroom for some insignificant reason that will be different depending on who finds her. The longer it takes for someone to find her the more dramatic the effects will be. Drugs and/or alcohol will also intensify these effects. If no one attempts to locate the pity potty sitter they will do one of two things depending on which story of the house the bathroom is located on. 1. Reenter the party with swolen red eyes and nose and demand to leave resulting in a very dramatic exit and much concern. 2. Perform the locked in the bathroom maneuver by crawling out the window and reentering the party telling everyone she was locked in the bathroom and make her friends and boyfriend feel guilty for not missing her or coming to her rescue or take on the rock star persona and win her boyfriends affection. TROUBLE awaits the bastard boyfriend who did not miss the pity potty sitter and will result in a huge confrontation and could later be means for a pity party.

"I was sitting on the pity potty for 45 mins. before anyone came to check on me."

"She fell and couldn't get up. We thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn't check on her for hours.

Party goer #1: Where is your girlfriend?
Ex-girlfriend: She's been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
Party goer #1: Dude you think you should check on her?
Bastard Boyfriend: Naw, she's alright.

"My boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that skank all night.Time to go sit on the pity potty."

by psychmajor June 10, 2008

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

Shifting Script

In related to Desired Reality shifting- An outline of your DR. This includes your name, appearance, relationships, location, and much more. You can script anything however you want. A script is very crucial and beneficial when attempting to shift realities.

ME: hey, I was scripting about Hogwarts last night and I got a little stuck, I feel like I don't have enough.
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!

by NittyNoo November 10, 2020

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010

man-sitting

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.

Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.

by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017

Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.

(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.

by Molly and Tara July 12, 2009