When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.
Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?
by Oskarmandude2 June 26, 2013
To go big, never stop or give up; accept the reality that anything is possible, and everything can be accomplished if you set your mind to it..
by Bro stay gold October 13, 2008
The art of shredding your muscles to jacked and toned look. This method originated in Palmer, Nebraska.
by jacked_&_stacked April 13, 2010
Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie
by matrixbadger July 19, 2009
by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009
to dance intensely, insanely, excitedly, energetically, vigorously, enthusiastically, like you're having an out-of body experience, like no one's watching, like this is the last day of your life, like you don't care, like you're having a dance off, like you're shaking a polaroid picture, like you're shaking it 'til the moon becomes sun, like you're getting jiggy with it, like you have happy feet, like you're on drugs, like you're shredding the dancefloor into pieces with your feet!
by fullofshift November 14, 2011
by pantlesscrab April 18, 2007