shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joey D. August 12, 2005

Shiterer

A word used to define an item that is usually shite, but on one particular occasion is more shite than usual, developed and first used by x00xEMMAx00x and Tyrannical_Hobo on Twitter on 17/10/2012

My god the live episode of Emmerdale was shiterer than usual.

by Tyrannical Hobo October 17, 2012

shit eater

1.Somone who is gothic
2.Someone who is white and excessively thugged out.

by Wop January 28, 2003

shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Donkey raping shit eater

sex move in which u fuck an ugly girl in the ass doggy style holding on to her hair and pulling back then just before you cum grab her knees and flip her heals over head and have her land on her back mouth up and shove your cock right down her throat and let loose.

Donkey raping shit eater

by JBut December 25, 2007

Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010