Shannon

A nerdy and overweight girl with a speech impediment. She is a habitual hoarder who has a problem of leaving large "surprises" in the toilet which you can smell from down the hall. She is the best roommate ever... not.

Who is that fat girl over there? She smells funny... Must be a Shannon.

by Tunit67 September 26, 2010

Shannon

An amazing girl who LOVES Twilight star Robert Pattinson, the colour green, the singer Adele, and the primary school subject Spelling. Not forgetting the adorable endangered African animal, the cheetah. Shannon has an IQ of Albert Einstien (VEERY SMART) and is a ridiculously good friend. Stick by her and she will make you life full. She is your sun on rainy days. Who comes and shines on you bright always having a compliment.

A Shannon is generally a brunette with dark eyes. She has a maturity of an adult. But with her young friends she can go crazy! A Shannon is a person who will stick with you and won't let you go.

1: Wow, your so lucky to have a Shannon.
2: Yeah. She's such a Shannon.

by Mrs Malik93 September 28, 2012

Shannon

A mean ignorant street whore

Shannon is a whore.

by Patrick Ryan Clark December 14, 2010

Shannon

The meanest, fugliest person alive. Shannon is racist and doesn't care about kids. Shannon thinks she's a genius but doesn't know shit. Shannon has no life and is going to die alone. Shannon is also known as a bitch, faggot, asshole, whore (or atleast tries to be), and dumbass.

I was with a Shannon last night. Worst decision I ever made.

by Shhxitsxwafflex3 July 7, 2011

shannon

very awesome person very good cook loves to play with son who always loses when play fighting

boy- dude ur mom is awesome
other boy- thx i think
boy- mrs.shannon is a good cook

by whoami123455 March 27, 2012

Shannon

Skank. Ho. Whore. anything negative towards girls that you can think of, a Shannon is it. Shannons are NOT to be trusted. They bounce from guy to guy like it's nobody's business.

Girl1: EWW!!! LOOK AT THAT HO? WHO THE HELL DOES SE THINK SHE IS??

Girl2: Shannon

by schnopsypoo April 26, 2011

Shannon

A two-faced, lying, boy-stealing, attention whore.

Person One - I don't care who that girl is, I'm gonna get that boy to be all mine!
Person Two - Don't be a Shannon...

by applesarelife April 24, 2011