scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013

Scutterbotch

The dry, whitish crust left on the beard of one who has recently performed cunnilingus

After muffdiving all last night, I had to scratch some serious scutterbotch out of my beard this morning.

by Ché Ré November 27, 2012

Scutts

Information gathered from scuttlebutt.

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?

by Stoolie April 17, 2013

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Scutterd

n. Someone who has an opposable belly button and a third nipple and whose father's name is Dick Long.

Your dad's name is Dick? And you have three nipples? Damn dude. Your a scutterd.

by Thedeuce11 July 14, 2010

scuttle bitch

A woman who is slut. A woman who is out only looking for a hookup. A woman not looking for love. A slut, whore, hooker ect.

Amber thinks Jennifer is a scuttle bitch so she won't hang out with her.
I am on the lookout for a scuttle bitch tonight.

by periodlover April 6, 2015

Scuttler

1. A dirty girl who will get stupidly drunk, lose all control, and get off with anybody and everybody, often to the embarrassment of their friends. The victim will have the piss ripped out of them for ages because they were stupid enough to score the scuttler, which presents no challenge and can not be applauded.

2. A girl who will gladly take your heart and then stab you in the back/stomp on your balls, usually by getting off with another bloke. E.g. 'She scuttled on you' or 'you were a victim of a scuttler'

The latest Bond girl is a scuttler; when bond finds out that she betrayed him for the money and her ex-lover his face says it all: "the dirty scuttler! I'll kill her."

What happened to your girlfriend dude?
Oh, she scuttled on me.

I can't believe she scuttled!

Watch out for the dirty scuttlers tonight

by Simon Ratters November 30, 2006