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scissor gang mafia

anyone from 12 to 25 who feels the need to take pics while flashing the peace sign, usually with the arm bent across the chest, trying to look 'gangsta'. an overtly outward attempt to cover for douchebaggery. for added effect will also turn hat side ways. can be certifed by asking them to spell 'ghetto' or by simply pointing a camera at them. actually flashing the sign in front of a real gang banger would get their ass kicked for being a poser. tend to 'represent' in great numbers on myspace by taking self portraits. usually outed on the dirty dot com.
when the photographer for the local '@night' website went trolling at the local skank holes, the scissor gang mafia was representin' in force every time he pointed the camera at someone!
by captain sarcastic October 16, 2009
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sligstorm

1 - To make up unsound fabrications to get public attention.
2 - To commonly mass spread plaglarism and claim author to things that aren't yours.
"That kid just stole my homework and put his name on it! What a sligstorm!"
by Forrrest April 14, 2008
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Strip Rock, Paper, Scissors

We played a quick game of strip rock, paper, scissors, and before we knew it, we were completely nekkid.
by jackerman October 16, 2008
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Rock Paper Scissors

Perhaps one of the most ancient and widely respected games of all time that can be used in making any decision or just for good old fashoned entertainment.
(Kids playing a pickup game of football)
-I get to pick first
-No, I get to pick first!
-There's only one way to settle this!
Rock Paper Scissors
by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008
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scissor gang mafia

-Noun.
1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.
2) Abbreviated as SGM.
1) Anyone from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge or the "Gauntlet."
2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.
3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.
4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.
5) Are you scissor gang mafia?
by Michael J. Waldren April 9, 2008
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scissoring

It's where two lesbians combine like transformers!
psst, the definition said the rest already scissoring.
by Sky7 Watch4me July 25, 2010
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Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
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