A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.
John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar
by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013
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Woke colleges dropped standards and expectations of learning to enable more ethnicities to graduate as Biden Scholars while their peers actually have to hit those bench marks. Ted is a doctor but he came in last in his class. But you don’t need to know that. Scalpel!
by Zonahotwings April 10, 2023
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by Chadams April 15, 2023
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"Two young scholars were shot tonight after they accidentally damaged an elderly woman's door with a crowbar."
by Zimmergrant April 18, 2023
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by anonymous April 29, 2023
Get the Scholar mug.A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
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Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
by hatebigwords July 23, 2023
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