Saturday Night Fiver

Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.

"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.

by MADELINEB January 29, 2008

saturday saviour

A person who has sex with another as a last resort, when thier original plans don't work out.usually happens in a saturday

I was Magdalena's Saturday saviour when her three way did't work out.

by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005

Saturday Dad

A guy who may or may not be a father and tries to dress all cool when he's not at the office-typically they appear on Saturdays. Usually unintentional pants that are too short, acid wash, mandals, dockers, loafers, etc...sometimes members only jackets.

He's so Saturday Dad (in reference to a man wearing a bad outfit that he clearly thinks is cool).

I'd date him, but he's too Saturday Dad for me. (again in reference to a guy who thinks he's hip and cool wearing a bad outfit).

by Randi Newton April 26, 2008

Saturday Night Live

A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.

Did you watch SNL last night?
No...no, no, no no no no NO NO NO.

by Sephy September 15, 2005

saturday night slaughter

the act of two guys tag teaming a girl on saturday night

jeremy: roy and wuhan totely pulled a saturday night slaughter on pebbles. . ha ha ha ha

by gnarkill1985 August 13, 2009

Saturday night girl

His regular weekly fuck that he can count on. Probably not a romance.

She was tired of being his Saturday night girl.

by Notblond November 26, 2017

Saturday Night Live

A variety show started in 1975 by Lorne Michaels that has featured many different casts and cast members. Saturday Night Live started to career of comedians including Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, and more. Saturday Night Live is often referred to as "declining", generally by people who cannot accept the fact that comedy is changing and progressing, people who desire to remain living in the past of the show. If Saturday Night Live was to stay the same forever, it would lose it's touch and ability to speak with the current audience. Saturday Night Live is ever changing and growing, a fact that some viewers cannot handle or process, leaving them in a state of pointless anger and frustration.

Saturday Night Live is on at 11:30 tonight on NBC.

I can't believe Saturday Night Live has been on for 37 seasons!

by Flugelle February 24, 2012