In response to the second post, you will never get laid. You go to salisbary, a school for avon rejects, who cry themselves to sleep everynight because they cant beat Avon in hockey. 52-3, bitch.
by DirtyYellowGus and Eagle Crew May 7, 2005
Get the Salisbary mug.Ones beautiful side they usually are really beautiful and r from Nelson drive if you have a spilsbury keep them from having sex with another cow and pig at the same time baby ride my priate ass
by I love Molly splisbury so much July 6, 2019
Get the spilsbury mug.mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019
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Get the brogan spilsbury mug.When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
by Arissa Rodriguez-Lopez May 1, 2008
Get the Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat mug.by Loz and zar April 28, 2005
Get the sainsburynizzle mug.Generic adjective, probably from London, inferring positive connotations. Part of a wide selection of meaningless adjectives created by Londoners. Synonyms include bank and box.
Probably derived from an English supermarket chain.
Probably derived from an English supermarket chain.
Man, that is well sainsbury.
We is goin sainsbury innit.
You must allow that unsainsbury, she has got AIDS.
We is goin sainsbury innit.
You must allow that unsainsbury, she has got AIDS.
by Moon March 23, 2005
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