saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

Saggy McBaggy

When two poofs decide to eat muffins off each other's balls and then the left over pubes are stuck on their face.

Both poofs realised they had experienced a Saggy McBaggy and decided to chloroform themselves for fun.

by Wongisdsadas November 21, 2019

Saggy sex

Imagine you grandparents have the nasty but everything is all saggy and wrinkled

Little girl: mom where do babies come from?

Mom: well when people are horny they fucking then pop a baby come out of my cocchie.
Little girl:what happened to hi or hello
*10 years later *
Little girl but 10 years older: hey grandma do you and grandpa still you know -
Grandma:oh all the time its called saggy sex dear and one day you will enjoy it to
*60 years later

Little girl but 70 years older: hey wanna you have a little saggy sex ...
The end
This took a long time so appreciate it

by It is I March 14, 2021

Saggy B00bs

The younger version of Mags from the Hunger Games, she is the mother everyone wishes they had.

I love you Saggy B00bs you're awesome!

by y33tyeet January 27, 2021

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Saggy Baws

Hugely over filled testicles caused by a distinct lack of use. Similar to Saggy Balls only originating from Scotland.

Aww man, mah Saggy Baws are chafing mah thighs, ah need tae empty.

by CMcF May 26, 2012

saggy boobsicles

When an old woman has saggy boobs and she has oral sex her nipples will tend to get hard

Honey get those saggy boobsicles over here. Now

by FuryGaming606 November 16, 2017