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Rusty Boner

An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.
Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.
by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009
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Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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rusty gregory

when you have intercorse with a woman and she is on her period you get blood on your dick and let it dry and your dick looks rusty
I forgot to take a shower after i stirred the paint and now i have a rusty gregory
by jamesvanderbeak May 15, 2015
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Rusty Trigger

When a male is partaking in anal with another man, he finished then pulls out with crusted feces on his penis then the second participant licks the feces off of the first man penis
I rusty triggered John last night - Carl
by ToldYouJack June 17, 2018
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Rusty Charlie

When an older gentleman has anal intercourse with a younger woman. The woman fondles the mans testicules with one hand, the woman than inserts the index finger on her other hand into the mans anus.
Last night my dad got a Rusty Charlie from my 22 year old English teacher.
by For TIMMAH! July 26, 2018
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Rusty Clit

1) When a girl has an infected clitoris piercing

2) A clit that has not been 'used' in awhile causing the natural iron in the blood to oxidize, which cause the clitoris to turn a red rusty color
Dude I was fucking this girl last night and she had such a rusty clit. It was nasty!
by Gio's Rusty Clit October 25, 2018
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Rusty Jackhole

When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole
by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
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