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Rowing the boat

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!
by E hates Q February 14, 2021
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J.K. Rowling

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.
Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*
by Percy October 17, 2005
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rowing girls

probably some of the best girls out there. they’re cute asl and know how to have a good time. their hands might be ugly from their blisters but boys think that the rest of themselves are CaRZy hawt (;
person 1: yo what sport does that girl play
person 2: she’s a rowing girl, man, how the heck did you not know. you can tell by how thiccc she is...come on man *smh*
person 1: you right, you right rowing girls are hawt asl
by Yummy tummy December 23, 2018
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Rowling

Verb. When those with executive power over a fictitious intellectual property decide or attempt to canonically alter details of the fictitious world or it's characters for purposes of virtue signaling or tokenism.
If they feel it's somehow important to put gay characters in the MCU, actually take the time and add one of the many already LGBT characters. Don't just Rowling the characters as you see fit.
by FireWater April 19, 2019
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Rowling

A term for being under the effects of cannabis (jay) and ketamine (kay): J.K. Rowling.
Man I'm Rowling so hard right now.
by Xepplin December 24, 2009
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J.K. Rowlinged

When an author creates a completely awesome books series only to kill off everyone you liked in the very end most likely out of boredom or lack of fresh ideas.
Jack-Should I read The Hunger Games?
Laura-It's a great read but the author totallyJ.K. Rowlinged the books in the end.
by Lolita17 January 4, 2012
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J.K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.
J.K. Rowling dictated my life
by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016
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